Rooms change when two or three irritations agree to stop, not when a personality is purchased on a Sunday and then has to be lived beside. The longer list is here in case your irritations differ from mine.

Order returned to a rail by Hangers: velvet, slim, numerous enough that a door can close and a black garment can be found.

A reading light keeps its beam on the page. The person who wishes to sleep is no longer asked to vote.

Candles that cannot take the house give a table the air of an occasion, and they cannot carry off a curtain. In a rented room, that is not a small mercy.

The worktop had been cooking by faith. Light under the cupboard made the onion visible, which is the beginning of competence.

The tea had tasted of pipes. Filters returned it to tea, and ended a long and misdirected quarrel with the leaves.

The closer product notes, should you want them: here, here, here, here.

Choose the irritation of this week. Leave the rest for a later, equally ordinary afternoon.