No apparition was required. A bathroom will haunt itself: a dark corner, glass that streams, a shower with the scent of a municipal corridor.

A dark bloom on the ceiling, met by HG mould spray. Left, wiped, aired. If the black is in the wall, write to the landlord.

January weeps at the glass. UniBond refills feed the small machine. The tank must be emptied, or one has bought a damp souvenir.

Nivea Creme Soft restored the shower to the idea of a clean towel, for the price of a newspaper.

Snow on a black shoulder, met briefly by Nizoral. If it remains, a pharmacist. I am not one.

The closer product notes, should you want them: here, here, here, here.

Read the fierce bottles. Open the window. Write the letter if the wall is the problem. A product is not a survey.